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It's the future I can see

I already wired you the money!

I'll throw this artichoke at your head!

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!

Maybe Grandpa was a power bottom

I don't wanna be christmas forever

I flew all the way here from Ibiza!!

The rats are absolutely going to hate this announcement

I'm Chanel Number One, obvi

Not bad for a girl with no talent

I no longer run on Dunkin'

A million girls would kill for this job

Let's get freaky

Aca-scuse me?

You're nobody until you're talked about

I took a lavender bath tonight

Lemme guess

I didn't move to Newport to be messy

Be as fake as much as possible

One name? Who are you, Seal?

Friendly but not friends

Rough around the edges

Everybody's affected by predatory lending

That's what the money's for

White Girl, Wasted

And that's what you missed on Glee

I’m about to fully turn into a dreidel and spiral away

We look forward to presenting our case in kourt

She's a 10, but she asked me how to spell "orange"

It was the worst idea in the world

Not everybody fits in the bad bitch genre

Leaning out

Take two...

My vibe is just preparing for the apocalypse rn

Let's call it a day?

My boyfriend, Rob Gronkowski

Close the trunk!!! šŸ‘¹

You don't need Givenchy, you need Jesus

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