What can I expect to see?
Recaps of the reality shows you vaguely heard about but didn’t have ten hours to stream, deep dives into internet scandals, product reviews of things like bike shorts and Halo Top flavors, the occasional interview, and personal details from my tragic dating life.
Why subscribe?
You love celebrity news but you’re tired of boring headlines from The Daily Mail that say shit like, “Emily Ratajkowski stuns in tight tank and leggings post pilates workout.”
You feel shamed by your family, friends, colleagues, etc. for caring about “low brow” news, resulting in a subsequent lack of community and belonging.
You’re out of touch and it would impress your boss or your children if you were up-to-date on the happenings of the interwebs.
You could use a good laugh every now and then.
